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"Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once." -Julius Caesar

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Ding 80, time to raid!

Yup, my slow ass finally dinged 80! Although, Fatal Nemesis's first raid was on Monday, and I missed the "Obsidian Slayer" by just about 300k experience. I'm still not very happy, but--what can ya do, right?

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It wasn't nearly as painful as I thought, though; getting from 70 to 80. I usually HATE leveling, but thanks to QuestHelper and Carbonite, it wasn't that bad. I'd highly recommend Carbonite, though. It's far more fleshed out than Quest Helper is. It gives you a quest tracker that you can move around, and by clicking on small orbs next to the quest objectives it can lead you to each individual quest objective. The closest quest/objective is always at the top of the box, too, with a readout of how many yards away you are. Also, once you start running/flying towards it, you're given an "ETA" to boot. It's great. I think my favorite part about Carbonite is the map function: You're given a small minimap that you can use to zoom out, zoom in, and click and drag to view a different area. Aaaaaaaaand it tells you where friends, groupmates, and guildmates are, if they have Carbonite. It even tells you when they level up!

QuestHelper isn't too bad, either, it just doesn't do as much. If you open up your world map, it'll give you a trail of 'ants' leading to your next objective. You follow them, complete the objective, and it tells you where to go next. It's really good about giving you the fastest route to take in order to complete all of you objectives.

Now, as far as dinging 80, I've been keeping busy since then too. Dinged 80 Monday night at about ~11:30, and then moved on to heroics yesterday. First up was Heroic Nexus; that sucked. Ormorok was a reminder to get uncrittable, and to get it NOW (which I did immediately following this). He enraged at 20%, and started clobbering me for ~10k a swing...

You're Fucked

...and then he crit me. I was dropped like a bad habit. He then went on to beat the living tar out of the rest of the group, leading two of our DPS to leave. So, I brought in my buddies Silentstep and Desslock to help out Silentknight and I. Our healer was still kind of 'meh', though. He couldn't keep my undergeared ass alive. =( So, when he had to leave, we brought in Rethaed and we then proceeded to burn up the rest of the instance except Keristrasza, whom ate my face. We had to leave at that point, as raid was starting up. We tried to come back later, but she had despawned (???).

As far as the raid, it was awesome. Sartharion and his little buddies aren't too bad at all. We did clear out his drakes, as leaving them alive with our gear... prooooooobably not the best idea yet. We went around, beating up lizards and jumping through giant glowing circles, and then faced down the big fellow in the middle. It wasn't too hard, as the other twenty four people I was with had done it the night previous. I just followed their lead, dropping consecrations and beating up the little adds that spawned while dodging the tidal waves of lava. After kicking his ass, I got my T7 gloves, and I was rather happy indeed. Weeeeeeeeeeeee~

Anywho, next we jumped into Naxx for the first time. I learned quickly that my computer did not appreciate windowed mode in there, at all, and was damn near useless until Noth the Plaguebringer. (Took me that long to figure out how to fix my lag). But anywho, Anub'rekhan was easy. AoE the little adds, move away when he lets out his Swarm, and burn down the big adds when they come out to play. Collect loot. Dance happily. /dance

Next up we had Grand Widow Faerlina, who was quick to drop as well. There's not much to her, either. Kill the two followers that come with her, and let an offtank dance around with the worshippers. When she enrages, Mind Control a worshipper and use him to soothe her. Poison Cleansing totems are reccomended for her Poison Bolt Volley, too. Other than that, tank and spank, collect loot.

Theeeeeeen we had Maexxna. We did wipe once on her, because we ended up positioning against the wrong wall. Oops. But anywho, the only real tricks to her are to position her against the Southeast (IIRC it was the Southeast) corner, have the tank face her towards the center of the room, and then proceed to wail on her from behind her. Keep HoT's rolling on the tank to keep him/her alive during Web Sprays, destroy the coccoons quickly during Web Wrap to avoid losing raid members, AoE adds and dispel Necrotic Poison IMMEDIATELY when the tank gets it; preferably with Abolish Poison.

Last kill of the night was Noth the Plaguebringer. He kind of sucked. Not because he was extraordinarily difficult, it's because one of the offtanks (/kicks himself) was lagging too hard to pick up adds because his dumbass was playing in windowed mode. After playing in full screen to get rid of the lag, I was able to collect adds no problem. We smoked him. Oh, make sure you decurse fast too, mages/druids. Ten people are cursed every thirty seconds; dispel them all, because for every target missed, the raid takes ~23,000 damage. Yaaaaaaaaay! Have fun with that one healers. <3 href="http://www.wowwiki.com/Culling_of_Stratholme">Culling of Stratholme too. If the developer who created Meathook reads this, I hate you. No, seriously. Meathook is not cool. Healer stands in with melee, he gets interupted for four seconds every pulse of Meathooks disease. If he stands far away, he gets wrapped up in chains for five seconds at a time and takes ~9000 damage to boot. It was a PAIN IN THE ASS to get that sunuvabitch into a position where I and the melee could be healed, but the healer would be out of LoS of the chains. Once we did that, though, the instance was easy. I even got the shield. Please don't hurt me Sith. =(

Friday, November 14, 2008

So, I'm going to have a new hobby soon!

There's really not much that I can say that the video won't say for itself, other than you can be damn sure I'm going to learn how to do this.

That's right, I want to learn to bellydance.



Sure, guys probably won't care. As a matter of fact, you'll probably call me gay for wanting to learn.

But ladies, imagine if your man could move like that. Now imagine if he could move like that in bed.

So, men, what were you saying about being gay again?

Yeah. Thought so. I'll see you in dance class.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wrath of the Lich King is here!

...and I can't afford it.

There's just nothing quite like being unable to find a job because the mall closed down and sent every one of it's employees out job-hunting for the same level job you're searching to get. Of course, I could always do chores for the parents and get a lil' cash that way. Only, they know that I want to use the money to pay for Lich King and future payments for my account... so they've kind of stopped paying me for my housework. Nothing like having parents that hate video games like they're the antichrist.

So, this leaves me staring at my Paladin, staring across the vast ocean that separates me and the rest of my guild, whom are currently racing to eighty to get a jump start on raiding. Every day that passes is another level, two levels, that I fall behind, bringing me that much closer to (most likely) losing my god damned raiding slot. And there's not a damn thing I can do about it, either.

Wonderful.

You're Fucked

On the bright side, there may be a ray of hope. Nothing is as awesome as having an older brother that has both money, and an understanding of online gaming. Hell, he's the one to blame for my gaming in the first place. That will be one of my later posts, methinks; a way for me to reminisce over how I became a gamer and the bond that my brother and I have.

Anywho, my brother works, and he makes a fairly decent salary. He's also usually looking for somebody to carry out a chore here and there, such as washing his car, and he typically pays us fairly well when we do. He's also pretty cool about paying us in advance when we need it in a pinch. So, here's hoping I can mooch $40 off of him for making his car shiny.

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Then it's just going to be a matter of leveling twice as fast as the rest of my guild so as to catch up to them in time to raid.

So much for leveling as Protection, I guess. =( I'll just have to hope I don't get rusty over ten levels. On the bright side, it gives me ten levels of Retribution goodness! Oh well. We'll see how it goes. Time to bring this rant to a close.

-Koraqslight

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Congratulations Ferraro!

It would seem that I've arrived at a my first speed bump in the creation of this blog. What to write about first. Though, perhaps it would be best to simply start off by explaining what brought me to write, the inspiration behind my creation of a blog. My own little piece of the intrawebz, even. The tricky part is doing so while not being creepy.

Stalker

Now, with my intentions stated, my thanks goes to the revered Ferraro of Alextrasza. After reading her blog for several hours one night, I found myself pondering the differences between men and women and understanding the question of, 'Why do you love me?', things so complex yet explained so well. Also, just tonight while browsing through her blogs, I came across this gem: My 'Awesome' picture on her blog.
That was rather cool to discover.

Anywho, to reiterate what I stated on the forums earlier tonight, I also wanted to congratulate Ferraro on her most recent accomplishment; becoming a writer for Retpaladin.com. Slayton and Megaphone were both wise in their choice as far as I'm concerned, and are rather lucky to have such a talented writer with them. I think she'll fit in rather well with the rest of the crew.

Well ladies and gents, being that it's both getting late and I don't want to cross the line from supporter/fan to creep/stalker, I'll cut this off early tonight and call it quits while I'm ahead.

Also, I hope everybody's swords are sharp and armor polished, for tonight we go to Northrend!

...well, except me. I'm not really a midnight shopping kind of guy. I'll start hacking away at the baddies tomorrow.

-Koraqslight

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